A random encounter.March 25th, 2010 at 21:16
So I was sitting in the Stormwind bank on Monday night, minding my own business, just going between the auction house and the bank so that I could make some more glyphs and try to sell them. All of a sudden, the following whisper conversation happens (I took screenshots, but sadly they are in the bank, and overlayed over the light stone background and people’s names and are hard to read, but trust that this is exactly word for word):
Somebody: I WIIL KICK YOUR FACE OFFF AND EAT YOU RAW YOU FAG
Me: Who are you?
Somebody: ME I AM ME
Me: That’s really specific. This is pretty random. I don’t remember pissing anyone off recently. Sure you have the right person?
Somebody: OH WOOPS RONG DUDE SPRRY LITTLE HOBBIT
Me: lmao no problem =)
Somebody: YEAH AHAHAHAHAHA HOW COME ALL MY LETTERS ARE BIGGER?
Me: Either you’re being funny, or you don’t know how to turn off caps lock.
Somebody: SORRY I HAVE NOT BEEN ON THIS COMPUTER NOT FOR THAT LONG
Somebody: SO HOW DO I STOP IT
Me: It’s the button to the left of the A key.
Somebody: AH CLLED caps lock wow hey look dey small yyes
Somebody: thanks to you little hobbit i can hs a child yay
I have no idea what just happened. I decided recently that if someone acts like a 5 year old, that I should assume they are one and treat them as such. It seems to have worked out pretty well for me this time.